
Michael McIntyre, says our glorious leader. Everyone loves Michael McIntyre. Even the Daily Mail loves Michael McIntyre. Therefore, he must be a git. Who gets on your nerves?
Hint: A list of names, possibly including the words 'Katie Price' and 'Nuff said' does not an interesting answer make
( , Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:21)
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You haven't lived in Liverpool for about 300 years now, so drop the over-faked accent.
'Surprise Surprise' gave me nightmares as a kid, nightmares that you'd turn up one day at my school and sing. In that voice that sounds like a thousand ragged fingernails running down the roughest blackboard.
( , Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:52, 2 replies)

most scousers, whether they'll admit it or not, are deeply ashamed to be associated with that leather-faced old witch.
( , Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:05, closed)

Allow me to explain - my mum gave birth in the same hospital on the same day I came kicking and screaming into the world. Babies could've been switched, you never know.
It's uncanny too - I have absolutely no singing talent either.
( , Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:52, closed)
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