I'm Afraid

There's this new technology called "the interwebs". It means I can sit in the sunshine, in Australia, and still contaminate you with my cuntish beliefs. Love it!

And a thing against disabled people? - Not really (Except one guy I knew when I was at school. Thalidomide kid. Right twat he was...) The wall-eyed crack was an observation. He *is* wall-eyed and sticking your head in the sand ain't going to change that sunshine.

Or maybe it was the term porridge-wog that pressed your buttons. True, the term is undeniably offensive but, in my defence, I was introduced to it by one of my Scottish mates. He was also fond of referring to me as a sassenach or an effete English puff (lacist!) but as he's a minority insulting one of the majority I think that's OK in todays PC world.

But I suspect your outrage stems from the fact that I had a pop at Gordon Brown and calling me a racist or disabalist was just a convenient hook to hang your ire. So let's talk about Gordon shall we?

Apart from his glaring defects, so ably pointed out by other posters, one of my main reasons for despising the man is that he invited Margaret Thatcher to tea at Downing Street. That act alone was a kick in the teeth to all of us who lived through the 80's and the destruction of Britain's manufacturing base.

He lauded her as "A politician of conviction" which is perfectly true. But so was Hitler, Genghis Kahn and Pol Pot.

Gordon Brown is a crawling lick-spittle of a man who shouldn't even be a MEMBER of the Labour party, never mind the leader. He's an oaf, a bully, a brain-dead moron and a traitor to his party and his country (Scotland).

He's also going to responsible for the greatest defeat at the polls in modern history. I suspect the size of the Tories next victory will be even bigger than Labour rout of the Tories in 1997. So not content with running the country into the ground he's also managed to run the Labour party into the ground and he'll be responsible for ushering in at least 10 years of Tory misrule.

And you're defending the guy.

Cheers

No gratuitous insults were used during the writing of this post
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:07, 1 reply)

No, Legless
My annoyance was triggered by using a man's disability to insult him, and using his nationality/ethnic background to berate him.

If somebody was to refer to say, Stevie Wonder, as a 'white stick waving nigger' I'd find that pretty offensive.

I'm no great fan of Gordon Brown. I squirmed when he invited Thatcher to Number 10. I do think in many ways he is politically spineless but I can separate in my mind the politician from the person.

Sassenach does not translate as effete English puff. It translates as 'lowlander'.

Alright?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:09, closed)

Close

But no cigar. Sassenach translates as Saxon. It has been used to describe a "lowlander" but the literal translation is Saxon.

And, trust me on this, Gordon Brown, Tony Blair, and that fucking evil paedophile, Mandleson can be ripped apart on, not what that say, but what they do.

But I'll give you a quick tip on making friends and influencing people.

You called me "an overbearing prick" with "cuntish beliefs" and was a "fucking tool"

You then went on to call anyone who had the effrontery to disagree with you as an "ignorant twat", or a "half arsed, shitesucking, limpwristed, dicklizard" then swarfega and necrophila came into it and I totally lost whatever the fuck you were on about.

Just a guess - but have you lost your virginity yet? (your Dad doesn't count)?

Cheers

And you can
f...f..f...f..fuck o..o...o..ff...you..c..c..c..cunt

Gimp
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:09, closed)

No Legless
The usage of 'ignorant twat' was not because someone disagreed with me, it's because they didn't understand the reality of what they were complaining so vociferously about. If someone disagrees with me, fine, no problem, but when they come out with garbage as the basis of their argument then that is ignorance and twattery. I'm sure you'll agree with me on that, seeing as I got the sassenach/ Saxon thing wrong.

Tips on making friends? I don't want you to be my friend. OK? You're just someone that posts on the same website I do. That doesn't require friendship, just the ability to type www.b3ta.com into a browser.

The "half arsed, shitesucking, limpwristed dicklizard" quote was not one of mine. It's that other guy's. So was the reference to swarfega. He offered to give my dead mum a good fisting with swarfega. Hence the reference to necrophilia.

Why does it always come down to accusations of virginity? I lost mine when I was 15. I'm now 30. I don't find it insulting to be asked if I'm a virgin, quite the opposite, I find it very funny.

OK? Do you want me to go through all that again for you, but slowly?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:22, closed)

"He offered to give my dead mum a good fisting with swarfega!"

I lol'd.
( andyt, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:31, closed)