Both absolute cunts
Heartless too.

I heard they kill kittens for fun and have designs to visit each and every B3tans mum and do unnatural things to their bum holes (without any lubrication), possibly while wearing Nazi uniforms....

Wankers...
( SpankyHanky, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:34, 2 replies)

Yeah..

I've been on the piss with Legless a few times and all he does is trot out stupid stories. Even worse, I'd heard every one of them before...

Time for him to be put out to pasture....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:37, closed)

And I've been out with Spanky
a few times, the annoying shitbag actually claims he's had sex with women! Fuck me... I mean, how many thirty-four year old men can say that?

Lies! Fucking lies! But the weird thing is he really doesn't seem to give a shit.

And as for this Legless fella, its his shit that got Spanky onto B3ta in the first place. The cunt.

Now all we need is these two twats against a wall, shove in Pooflake and hire a firing squad...
( SpankyHanky, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:41, closed)

Fuck off!
Sex? With a woman?!? A real live woman?!?

Obviously a lying cunt.

Hanging's too good for him. That's the problem with Britain under New Labour.. Bring back Thatcher, that's what I say!
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:46, closed)

Spanky also claims to have had sex with a lady
Which is different
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:18, closed)

Yeah, he calls his hand
"Jane".
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:23, closed)

Yeah
Thatchers a Baroness (or as she's called in my household, a dried up old cuntbag).
(Errin C, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:26, closed)

Well you guys are screwed regarding my mum
unless you take a wank in the Pacific Ocean
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:51, closed)