I hate celebrity in general.
I mean, fuck, I live 40 miles from Los Angeles. It's a constant thing that the freeways are closed down because Tom Cruise is filming a movie, or you can't go into a restaurant because some celeb is in there and therefore the queue is a mile long.
Or there's the time you do go to a restaurant and some fucking celebrity is in there so because of the screaming fans you can't enjoy a nice meal with your loved one.

Or, hitting up Starbucks in a morning for coffee, and Dean Koontz* turns around and knocks into you and spills scalding hot coffee on you and just says "oops, sorry" and doesn't even attempt to clean it up, even when you call him a stupid fuck and get the "do you know who I am" line.

Or, when you're in a certain restaurant and Travis Barker from Blink 182* gets that fucking drunk that he barfs all over the place and continues barfing as he goes out the door.

And never mind Tom Green* being in the bar and stealing your crutches and poking fun at you for being a cripple.

* all true encounters

Edit: And just to counteract the above, I bumped into Dean Koontz another time and he was intrigued by my accent. We chatted a few minutes and he was actually lovely. And bought my coffee for me.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 7:26, 1 reply)

Do you know who i am...
yes your the cnut who knocked my coffee over!! :D

Tom Green is such a twunt anyway - being in LA surely you could have just shot him in the legs ;)
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 8:03, closed)