A Solution
I think it's safe to say, about 24 hours and 9 pages of vitriol later, that we don't, in general, like vacuous and annoying celebrities. Why not? Well, because most of them are cunts.

Conversely, Daily Mail readers love to gawp at celebrity drivel, but they don't like immigrants and asylum seekers. Why not? Well, mainly because they're foreign, and anything not of this sceptred isle is considered shifty and potentially dangerous. But they always say we have no space for them, and that the country is full.

Let's appease both camps: for every asylum seeker we take in, we deport one attention seeker.

With Haiti in ruins and Iraq still a warzone, Tara Palmer-Tomkinson's days are surely numbered...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:28, 3 replies)

I think
I love you.

In a sexy way.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:35, closed)

You know
you love me.

Bring forth the sex!
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:26, closed)

I think I love you too
I will leave the sexing to Mr Vagabond though.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:53, closed)