Cheryl Cole (Again)
Putting aside for the moment that the quality of the products from that Britain's Got Retards-esque bag of old toss speaking volumes of her ability to judge levels of talent in others, total lack of any talent in-and-of-herself and the fact that she's simpering at me twelve fucking times over from the magazine stands when all I want is a packet of fags, what gets me most is that WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT HER TO SPEAK WHERE OTHERS CAN HEAR? Take that shampoo ad, for example:

"Dooooooooolllll? Laieeeeeeeeeeeefliss?" What's that then Chezza, your coversational style? Here's a tip, go take an English for non-English-speakers course. Then fuck off.
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:06, 1 reply)

I always thought she was talking about her songs when she said those words - I can actually her her finishing off the sentence in my head every time I have seen it.
(dchurch bah, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:10, closed)

Same here.
"you talking about your new single, Cheryl"?

My mate was her probation worker after she attacked that lass in the toilets when she first got famous. To be fair, he did say she was a model orange vest-er.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:38, closed)