Just a few I noticed earlier
Ricky Gervais - Wanker. I agree with a letter in Viz a bit back that said "he's very funny, I especially like the way he pretends to be a cunt by telling people how many awards he won"

Chris Moyles - Why is this man on the radio rather than the dole queue? I get the impression that he is desperately trying to be like Jeremy Clarkson, but just takes it too far and just ends up being offensive, and not in a funny way either.

Tenuously famous, leader of the Lib-Dems in Hull Carl Minns - a more smug grinning glory-seeking twat I have yet to encounter. Why he is smug or grinning is beyond me because he is about as much use as a wooden frying-pan.

Finally, Mrs SLVA can't bide Rob McElwee, the BBC weather-bloke, it's the way he presents the forecast. Personally, I quite like his style.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:18, 1 reply)

McElwee mumbles
especially at the end of a sentence, and especially when he's on the radio when you'd expect clear diction to be critical. "And in London tomorrow, you can expect the weather to be hmmwmmblblbmmblbmll..."

I've given up turning up the volume and yelling at the kids to be quiet just so I can catch how much rainfall is expected.

I should get out more, shouldn't I? Except I wouldn't know whether to take an umbrella.
( Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 22:03, closed)