Alex Zane
ARGH, now I've gone and reminded myself that Alex Zane exists.

The reasons for my dislike are eight-fold

He is a pig's vagina.
He's not being funny, he's being a dick. It's easy to do both - we've all laughed at Simon Amstel mocking a very offended Anthea Turner's penis - but he doesn't manage it. Ever.
His face.
He's a waste of oxygen, a waste of nutrients, and a waste of wear-and-tear on the planet's surface.
His voice.
'Zane' sounds too much like 'Zany', a synonym for 'supercunty'.
His hair, being darker than the ground, lowers the albedo of over a trillionth of a percent of the planet, contributing to global warming. Nothing he has done or ever will do will justify this.
I can't set him on fire with the power of my mind.

I hope he dies in a shitting accident.

I dislike Alex Zane
(teebie jeebie, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:44, 4 replies)

I clicked this
but in hindsight I hate you for bringing his disgusting personality to the forefront of my mind. I thought he was forgotten.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 17:25, closed)

I can only apologise

(teebie jeebie, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 12:11, closed)

Sounds like you've met him!

(hadr0n Craic whore, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 18:00, closed)

I'd still do him though.
Just saying.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 14:44, closed)