I'll tell you what famous celebrities I hate. That Jimi Hendrix for a start.
During my yoof I used to go on shoots with my uncle who was a director/producer for Pathe News. For those of you too young, Pathe was a newsreel company who made full colour news items which were shown at the cinema. Back then colour TV was very new and not many folk could afford it. I went along to various events, film premieres, royal visits and once to John Lennon's gaff. The one that stands out a mile for me was the time we went to the Isle of Wight festival.

I was sat in this press tent backstage when we were told to go through to the artist's area, a rather large marquee where we sat down and had breakfast with Jimi Hendrix. I was quite musical myself but it was around this point in time I caught the bug which forced me into a career in the rock music industry. He was a really nice bloke. Very keen to ask me questions about what equipment I had and telling me what to aim for in the future and even invited me to his house in that London after the festival. I couldn't believe my luck and was beaming from ear to ear all weekend. Probably as I had my first ever spliff with a couple of hippies behind the stage gates. I saw him again briefly after his set but he was sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish market and in a hurry to get changed. I was so in awe of this guy and was very excited that he had been so kind and keen to help me out. What a fucking diamond geezer.

What a cunt. A few days later the selfish bastard went and karked it. That is why I hate him. That John Lennon also karked it so I hate him a bit too, but I hate him less because he didn't invite me anywhere. I also hate Davina McCall and I hate her the most as she has completely failed to kark it yet. She may slip down my list if she does snuff it in the very near future though.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 6 Feb 2010, 16:03, 4 replies)

What a fucking cunt!

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 6 Feb 2010, 18:01, closed)

sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish market
FTW, purely for that line.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:46, closed)

^this

( finnbar has officially retired, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 10:46, closed)

You lucky git

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 1:56, closed)