I've never heard of most of these people.
"Jordan" for instance, whoever she is. And Jeremy Kyle, and Bono. If you don't like these people, then how do you know so much about them?

Personally, I simply ignore them. I find it much more satisfying than wasting my energy ranting about them.

I would walk past most of the so-called "celebrities" mentioned here in the street simply because I don't know who they are. I'm too busy with my own life to concern myself with those of others.

What you don't realise is that even if you hate someone, you're playing into their hands.

Look at Jade Cunt-Cancer Goody for instance. I don't hate her. I don't think she's stupid. I'll tell you what she is - she's an absolute genius, a spin doctor of the highest order. How do you think she made her money before she carked it? Everyone had something to say about her, whether it was good or bad.

Watch Absolute Power with Stephen Fry sometime. It might give you an insight into how these people work.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 14:03, 3 replies)

Yup
just ignore'em. Works for me.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 14:18, closed)

that's not funny
my brother died of cunt cancer
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 21:32, closed)

Now this is the message from someone who...
1. May record all their television to filter out the BBC3 "celebnews" and the Big Brother adverts.

2. May pre-scan all television news programmes for "human interest" type celeb stories and doesn't touch any newspapers, including the broadsheets.

3. Doesn't work with women. Or at the very least, doesn't spend lunch with them.

I'm not of the "hating celeb" types, and I have had to ask several times over the last few weeks who Cheryl Cole is, but it *does* get bombarded at you. Constantly.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 23:43, closed)