Jennifer Aniston makes me angry in ways you can't fathom
I grew up in the age of Jennifer Aniston's hair. Jennifer Aniston. She just has the best hair, doesn't she? I wish I could have hair like hers. Oh wow, this magazine is telling me how I can get hair just like Jennifer Aniston. Don't you just LOVE her hair? I'm going to get my hair cut like her. Oh em gee, she got voted "best hair in Hollywood" by People magazine! And they included instructions on how to get her "look." Cool, now I can get hair like Jennifer Aniston's without going to a professional!

And so on. For an eternity. For no perceptible reason.

Fuck you, Jennifer Aniston. Fuck you and your stupid valley-girl hairdo. You have cheap looking roots and cheap looking streaks. I hold you responsible for that horrible fashion trend where women wanted cheap, fake looking streaks of blond in their hair. You made millions of women want to look like $2 hookers. I don't even know why so many people love your hair, cunt, you're painfully average.

You are tacky, Jennifer Aniston. Not just your hair, everything about you is tacky. But the bizarre phenomenon surrounding your hair makes me want to set you on fire.

Choke on a donkey dick.
Thanks,
Alison
(Exempt OH WOW, VICODIN, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 21:40, 3 replies)

Don't buy Seventeen magazine then
Also, Jennifer Aniston is lovely.
(TheColonel, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 9:22, closed)

You're entitled to your opinion
And I never read the girly magazines, the Jennifer Aniston's hair obsession spread like the virus in Snow Crash. Hence me getting pissed, because I was over here minding my own business.
(Exempt OH WOW, VICODIN, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 20:07, closed)

Also the Brad Pitt obsession is a little creepy.
(NiplyTheElder tried to slip clunge into a conversation on, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:17, closed)