Famous people I hateMichael McIntyre, says our glorious leader. Everyone loves Michael McIntyre. Even the Daily Mail loves Michael McIntyre. Therefore, he must be a git. Who gets on your nerves?
Hint: A list of names, possibly including the words 'Katie Price' and 'Nuff said' does not an interesting answer make
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:21)
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Do you know who I am?I went to a meeting at Fortress Wappinga few years back (not with Sun/NOTW though).
While waiting in the Portakabin/security hut you have to go through to get into the complex, KM strolls in - this was after he'd left - and says he has a meeting with Rebekkah Wade (then Sun editor).
Security guard - whose card KM had probably already marked, on account of his colour - says, politely, "Who can I say it is."
Well, fucking hell, did the shit hit the fan. I'd never ever actually heard someone use the "Do you know who I am?" line before. And even when he then said, very slowly "Kel-vin Mac-Ken-zie," the security guard still looked at him blankly. KM was not a happy bunny. In fact, he was going rather purple. Eventually he got let through, and had to wear a visitor badge like everyone else.
Priceless.
(ps Just occured to me my grandmother's maiden name means I'm probably distantly related to him. Bollocks)
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