A surfeit of bastards
I had the (mis)fortune yesterday to hear what I can only describe as the acme of cuntitude.

It is so horrific that I can scarcely think about it without frothing at the mouth in a rage of the purest, finest, triple-distilled anger.

Steve Wright was interviewing Ricky Gervais.

Yes

There was so much fucking smug from the pair of them that the car radio fell upon its CD in a final act of seppuku.

Proof that free speech is a bad thing.
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Tue 9 Feb 2010, 6:42, 5 replies)

Ricky Gervais gives my arse toothache
I was watching The Office last night, and it's a single work of genius, but for the fact that, in hindsight, with dawning, awful realisation, you realise that that is actually what he's like.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 9:56, closed)

Don't Believe You

The laws of physics state that having that much smug in one room would set off a chain reaction and produce, at the least, another Tony Blair...


Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:36, closed)

Hahahahahahahaaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 15:07, closed)

He turned up on Loose Women last week too.

(kickstandrich last had sex with your mum/sister/wife/daughter on, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 20:57, closed)

I loved:
'A surfeit of bastards' - that should be the collective noun for them, because, quite frankly, one is more than enough.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:45, closed)