Famous people I hate
Michael McIntyre, says our glorious leader. Everyone loves Michael McIntyre. Even the Daily Mail loves Michael McIntyre. Therefore, he must be a git. Who gets on your nerves?
Hint: A list of names, possibly including the words 'Katie Price' and 'Nuff said' does not an interesting answer make
( , Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:21)
Michael McIntyre, says our glorious leader. Everyone loves Michael McIntyre. Even the Daily Mail loves Michael McIntyre. Therefore, he must be a git. Who gets on your nerves?
Hint: A list of names, possibly including the words 'Katie Price' and 'Nuff said' does not an interesting answer make
( , Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:21)
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I hate the easter bunny...
The thing is I love meat but I'm not so bothered about chocolate. I'd happily kill the little floppy eared fucker and make a nice rabbit stew rather than getting any eggs off him for the children.
Mind you, if the kids walked in to find me skinning the still cooling corpse of the easter bunny they'd probably be very upset with me. Even if I offered to wipe the bunny blood splatters off their eggs.
So I guess it's another year of my house being destroyed by half-eaten randomly dropped egg choclate. Sigh.
( , Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:51, 3 replies)
The thing is I love meat but I'm not so bothered about chocolate. I'd happily kill the little floppy eared fucker and make a nice rabbit stew rather than getting any eggs off him for the children.
Mind you, if the kids walked in to find me skinning the still cooling corpse of the easter bunny they'd probably be very upset with me. Even if I offered to wipe the bunny blood splatters off their eggs.
So I guess it's another year of my house being destroyed by half-eaten randomly dropped egg choclate. Sigh.
( , Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:51, 3 replies)
Also - being anti-lying to children
I suggest we bring the Tooth Fairy into financial ruin by going about knocking kids' teeth out.
( , Tue 9 Feb 2010, 15:08, closed)
I suggest we bring the Tooth Fairy into financial ruin by going about knocking kids' teeth out.
( , Tue 9 Feb 2010, 15:08, closed)
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