Family codes and ritualsFreddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."
What codes and rituals does your family have?
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chthonic, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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every family is equally weirdhere are rituals/ rules whatever
no one person shall drink all the fruit juice. ever.
coca cola is not to be drank in the morning
if you refuse to get out of bed a frozen spoon willl be stuck to your foot.
you can drink at anytime in an airport bar.
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A frozen spoon?But WHY???
Not that you ever need a reason. And it does seem like an amusing idea. And Ms Crow can be quite difficult to get out of bed some days...
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nothing get you out of bed fasterwhen strapped to your foot with duct tape
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Airport barsRecently had a trip to Milan which meant me being at Heathrow for 5.30am.
Bollocks.
Checked the airport website and found to my joy, that 5.30am is the time all the bars open!
There's something special about drinking Guinness at that time in the morning.
*Wipes tear from eye while humming the national anthem*
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snee held his breath since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:30,
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i find a bloody marycounts as breakfast in the AM
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