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Freddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."

What codes and rituals does your family have?

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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What justice is there in the world...?

When incredible, inspiring, phenomenally amazing people such as Tourettes are dealt such adversity in life, and have the courage and sheer cunting dignity to not only survive, but to flourish into being an exceptionally wonderful, warmhearted human being, with whom it was my great pleasure to meet and exchange sweariness pleasantaries with.

Yet this Woodside cunt is a parasitic, wart-ridden, diseased rat's cock-end who only probably leaves the security and privilidge of B3ta (no doubt paid for by mumsy) to snuggle into his beddy-byes with a mug of cocoa and a story about how 'spiffingly super' he is.

Let's test the power of mass thought everybody...and if we all concentrate really hard at the same time, maybe woodside will finally explode up his own rectal cavity...

*holds index fingers to temples on head*


Thank Jeebus you found a bloody great bloke in DG, Tourettes. Somehow I feel Woodside will die alone, with fuck all but his smug sense of believing that he's funny to keep him warm at nights...(so maybe there is some justice)...

The Woodside comment probably doesn't get to you, Tourettes...you're better and stronger than that. Unfortunately, I'm not better or stronger than that, and it quite frankly fucks me off no end...Turning the pride I felt from reading your post into the kind of seething rage that makes me want to borrow Kaol's entire Knife collection and insert it with vigour right up Woodside's quivvering chutney cupboard.

Love to you & DG.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 8:55, closed)
The other power of mass thought:
*holds index finger to left mouse button*

*moves mouse pointer over "ignore"*

*feels blood pressure falling as Woodside's cuntishly unfunny reply disappears*

But in all seriousness, Tourette's, good on you and DG. Nobody should have to endure what you went through, and the fact that you have survived, recovered and are soon to be happily married is nothing short of admirable. My best wishes to you both.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:03, closed)
Thoroughly Agree
Woodside - you are a cnut! *hits ignore*
Pooflake? Where is the Ginger Fhurer? Want to talk to him about a certain fuckface scumbag asshole starting with WOODSIDE.

Tourettes, i've not been through a speck of what you have, and I know how badly that fucked me up. People like you, strong and tall and simply themselves, you give so much hope to the little and insignificant people such as myself.

I wish you all the best with DG, and I hope you get everything you deserve in life - hopefully all the bad crap that's been thrown your way is finally beginning to be balanced out by the good will being sent your way.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:09, closed)
Despite my better judgement
I momentarily took Woodcunt Cuntycunt off ignore to check out what has riled people so.

He's back on ignore, but not before I reply "no, it's because he is at heart a decent person, unlike the rest of his so called 'family', most of whom are dead now anyway, thank Christ".

Unlike you, you cunt. Fuck off and go play in JamRagGeordie's shadow, you contemptable little shit.

And yes, I know that calling someone a cunt is frowned upon in the FAQ, but really...
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:28, closed)
*love & hugs right back to you Flakey*
And thank you so much for your kind words. You are a top notch bloke. As for woody, his/her comment doesn't bother me because I can't see it. I've had them on ignore for ages - they're not worth getting our bowels in an uproar, and certainly not worthy of soiling Kaol's good knives ;o)

(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:36, closed)

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