Family codes and ritualsFreddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."
What codes and rituals does your family have?
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chthonic, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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Stop it nowto save your sole!
Also: You've been cod in the act
Or just say "Halibut". When you get the inevitable "WTF?" responses, tell them it was a red Herring...
When I'm out with my family I plan my routes to avoid anything fish related now.
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uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:46,
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PfftPuns. That's enough of that methinks.
Well I'm off to the cinema to catch the 12:00 manatee.
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I wrote a pun-inspired poem like that onceIf we can get a plaice at a table
That's fine by me
We could just go for the hailbut
And maybe get some for free
But I wouldn't want to bass my decision
And make people pout
Purely because of my fascination
With the different types of trout
But alas, I'm starting to flounder
So i pray to cod, I still have a sole
Enough of this madness
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