Family codes and ritualsFreddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."
What codes and rituals does your family have?
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chthonic, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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Cockgardens and assglovesMy sister and I have a ritual where we try to invent new insults for each other. The standard formula goes naughty word + relatively clean word. Sometimes we celebrate the relatively clean word with a mildly dirty but still cleaner word.
Looking on our Facebook walls, here are some of the most recent ones we've used:
-cockgarden
-assglove
-dudetard
-craploser
-assbutt
-cockmart
Another popular one was asspirate. It has an odd look when you see it on a computer screen, as it looks like some kind of positive word.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:49, 3 replies)
Used to do a similar thing with my son, when jockeying for position on the sofa.We'd try to sit down at the same time and shove each other over with our behinds, calling out insults to each others' rears.
Big bum!
Fat bum!
Fatarse!
Arse face!
Bum face!
Arse bum!
etc.
Eventually we'd reach 'bum arse', 'arse arse' and, if we could still speak through the laughter, 'bum bum'. Whoever said this won.
Happy days.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:17, closed)
Naughty word + clean word?Sounds fucking daft if you ask me.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:53, closed)
You're magicMy sister and I only have "poojabber".
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:15, closed)
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