Family codes and rituals
Freddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."
What codes and rituals does your family have?
( , Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
Freddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."
What codes and rituals does your family have?
( , Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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Erm...
I blame my brother, but now everything in monopoly is followed by the word "motherfucker"
e.g
"That's £100 please...motherfucker!"
"Unlucky, straight to jail motherfucker!"
The problem being, we'll then carry on.
"Do you want a drink?"
"Can I have a beer please...MOTHERFUCKER!"
We're now banned from playing at christmas.
(I am 20 and my brother is 23)
( , Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:06, 1 reply)
I blame my brother, but now everything in monopoly is followed by the word "motherfucker"
e.g
"That's £100 please...motherfucker!"
"Unlucky, straight to jail motherfucker!"
The problem being, we'll then carry on.
"Do you want a drink?"
"Can I have a beer please...MOTHERFUCKER!"
We're now banned from playing at christmas.
(I am 20 and my brother is 23)
( , Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:06, 1 reply)
We have a similar tradition to this,
but using "bitch" instead of motherfucker.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2008, 15:31, closed)
but using "bitch" instead of motherfucker.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2008, 15:31, closed)
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