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Freddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."

What codes and rituals does your family have?

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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Fucked if I've got any remotely amusing anecdotes, but...
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(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 23:29, 3 replies)
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(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 8:51, closed)
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Any conniseur of ancient Oriental sexual practices will tell you, this was a method of enhancing the vocal capabilities of castrato males so they could hit perfectly precise notes.

As in "I'm going to shove my hand so far up your ass you'll hit the note that follows so."

Sorry, I'm bored, I've had a bad week at work, and I just felt like being silly.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:13, closed)
This advert gives me the fear.

I also now have to very quickly click off the b3ta homepage when it appears, as I've often got people hanging around my desk at lunchtime - and it's amazing what people notice out of the corner of their eye...
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:00, closed)

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