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Freddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."

What codes and rituals does your family have?

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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I have family
over in America. Georgia I think - somewhere where they shag relatives anyway.

But yes, despite having never met them they insist on sending us a family newsletter every sodding year. But this year - this morning in fact, we did not get a newsletter, oh no. We got a DVD!

And sweet giddy Jesus after a bottle of fizzy pop are they ever hicks. They actually live on a proper farm. The patriarch (some several times removed cousin I guess) is called Lee. The highlight of the year? Hiring two farm hands, both of whom are called Al. Seriously - that was the high point of their year. You should have heard his wife Gladys doing a running commentary:

"Here's farmer Lee wit' two Als!"

Woop woop! End of the QOTW soon!
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:03, 2 replies)
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:14, closed)
You had me 'til the last bit! *click*
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:32, closed)

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