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Freddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."
What codes and rituals does your family have?
( , Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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There’s this woman, right? And…erm…loads of…erm porridge…yeah, that’ll do ...started dripping out of her body…so she extends…erm…the thing on the end of her arm to grab hold of…erm…her 'strange medicine' on the high shelf…a medicine which consists entirely of the fatty juices of lady sheep...
So the headline* was…
‘Female leak oats, hand reach ewe oils’
*When I say 'headline' I mean 'the headline of a desperately sad newspaper on a particularly slow news day'.
( , Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:56, 7 replies)
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because I gave one ot the blind kid next door for bog roll
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... and then wonders where the Verb "To Doff" comes from.... :0/
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Derives from the Elizabethan term - to 'spoff the cat', which means 'to rape and inseminate little kittehs'
Happy to clear things up...and thanks for the 'compliment'
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... like a little bit of kitteh sodomeh :)
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