Stepmother #2
Fans will remember my stepmother is an awful, self-righteous, worthy loon.

Fresh off the back of telling a 12yo me that my father A: had never loved my mother (despite him and my mum having been married for 14 years and had three children together), and telling me that her and my father had been together "forever, because time is just a concept, actually", when my half brother was still in a tiny, tiny cot, she decided to go into town. My father was working that day, and thus they'd agreed that he'd take the car.

When she'd done her chores in town, she then proceeded to 'phone my dad at work, and request that he come and pick her up, as she didn't want to get the 'bus back.

My dad pointed out that, er ... he was at work, so, er ... no.

She left my half-brother in his carry cot, at the 'bus station, and got the 'bus home, to, er ... to prove her point that my dad should have come and picked her up.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:40, 13 replies)

words fail me,
so i will just leave this here


CUNT
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:59, closed)

What a ballbag
If she's hot then it's forgivable but if not shame on her
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:27, closed)

Oh wait until I've had the opportunities to post stories 3-37
before you decide whether her hotness makes her forivable.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:30, closed)

If you have that many stories
than she's going to have to invent a new level of hotness or sluttiness
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:33, closed)

So...
you're saying she's hot?
(syz, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 17:16, closed)

Yes I am. She was/is.
But for all the macho posturing and devil-may-care attitude that may seem cool, if it happened today it would be all over the papers and people would be forming mobs armed with pitchforks and flaming torches.

As I said - wait for the other stories and then make up your mind.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 9:34, closed)

What a
toweringly pendulous cuntflap.
(berk, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 18:22, closed)

So how did your brother get home??
(ladraven, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 19:08, closed)

It was all very ugly.
Police, apologies to said police from my father, screaming and violence from my stepmother ...
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 9:32, closed)