I fell out with my sister
because I'm the good looking one and our parent's favourite. Even now she's living in denial about it all and is prone to bursts of anger and outrage.

Stick around, I'm waiting for her to notice this
EDIT: yep, she's noticed
( djtrialprice, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:51, 8 replies)

*gets out popcorn*
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:16, closed)

Screw you! Screw you HARD!



Anyway, it's not true.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 9:16, closed)

Yeah, yeah
Why don't you calm down by getting a fix from one of Weston-super-Mare's many walk in methadone clinics? That's why mum & dad sent you there huh? That's what they told me when they came to England to visit me last weekend and not you! :P
( djtrialprice, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:08, closed)

Right! That's it!
You're disinherited.

See how you manage without a roomy flat in Warout now...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:13, closed)

*breathes in*
Aaaahahahahahahahahahaha. You couldn't pay me to live in the centre of Glenrothes.

I'll disinherit you as well (currently, were I to die you'd get a payout from my employers)! Probably worth more than a £50 flat that used to be a skag den.
( djtrialprice, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:32, closed)

I'd laugh
if it wasn't fucking true.....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:00, closed)

I'd like to take this opportunity
to cease and desist this dramatic - and thoroughly believable - feud between myself and my sister b3th.

Truth is our dysfunctional family doesn't really do feuding but prefers to do the British thing of simmering under the surface style tension with everyone keeping their trap shut. Throughout it all though, our nuclear family remains fairly close, has a good laugh etc.

b3th though is the only member of the family who understands me in the slightest and as she's my big sister (think she's 10 years older than me or something like that) she was as much responsible for moulding me as a person as our parents were. She's one of funniest and loveliest people I know and the best sister in the world.

Right, that's all the fluff you're getting from me. Now go take a short walk off a long pier!
( djtrialprice, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:22, closed)

what do you mean 'believable'
I was serious!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:36, closed)