Family FeudsPooster tells us that a relative was once sent to the shops to buy an onion, while the rest of the family went on a daytrip while he was gone. Meanwhile, whole sections of our extended kin still haven't got over a wedding brawl fifteen years ago – tell us about families at war.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:24)
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Think my dear bro-in-lawis jealous of the fact that he can't give my sis multiple orgasms and I can... OK, that's not true...
But he is a bit of a prudish teacher type who likes addressing adults in the same tone of voice he does his class. Bit of a prick, really. And he's from Haywards Heath - case, as they say, well and truly closed. (Doesn't like the fact I'm a bit common on account of coming from the Midlands - weird, really: My sister's from Coventry too).
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SpankyHanky, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:52,
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Fuck him up good.Send them copies of Rosemary's Baby and Demon Seed. That'll larn 'em.
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AlsoEraserhead.
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Or I could just find some medical photos of a bleeding, ravaged, torn post-birth vagand post them to him...
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SpankyHanky, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:44,
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Nah.Send him pictures of a prolapsed vagina. That should give him nightmares for years.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:45,
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A copy of Chumbawamba's 'Anarchy' album should do it then...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:27,
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The OmenFor when junior is a little older?
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I like it......and am hatching an elaborate plan for Spanky to disguise in scrubs at the birth, take the baby to wash and draw a 666 birthmark on in brown felt tip when no ones looking. Careful though - I hear they have soft skulls.
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e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:16,
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