Brother is
A complete idiot.

Start off with section 1;

Starts laying into a mates girlfriend, which as you know is against the rule book, so mate confronts him about it and asks him to stop. Duely noted, he stops for ... 10 minutes, by then he kicks off again. So now my mate of 15 years, is no longer talking to him.

Section 2;

Word of this encounter has now spread to the mates girlfriends mates, and now they're confronting him about it, well what's the best thing to do? That's right, pin it on me and say it was me. Now all he does is moan when things don't go his way and i end up with a torrent of shit from his mates.

Sorry if it sounds Emo, but he truely is a complete and total arse moose for dragging me into his shitty problems.
(Looneytwuns, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 0:13, 6 replies)

Gosh
I thought the lads fighting in Afghan and Iraq had it tough. My thoughts are with you.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Wed 18 Nov 2009, 8:52, closed)

I think you'll find
that they are called "Our Boys", not "the lads"
( shitkicker, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 10:02, closed)

I meant the terrorists...
Nah, I didn't really.

A quick look at The Sun website corroborates your comment. Duly noted!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Wed 18 Nov 2009, 11:44, closed)

fucking hell
is it half-term already?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 9:12, closed)

Spot on!
This made me chuckle, and almost choke on my toast. Well done!
(nonstopdancer, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 9:58, closed)

It's tough, I know
but sometimes you have to just be a little mature about these things, and fucking punch him in the balls really hard.
(Beelzebub's Ball Bag is pleasuring your wife on, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 17:57, closed)