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Pooster tells us that a relative was once sent to the shops to buy an onion, while the rest of the family went on a daytrip while he was gone. Meanwhile, whole sections of our extended kin still haven't got over a wedding brawl fifteen years ago – tell us about families at war.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:24)
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Oh FFS...
I don't know what's worse...the rotting corpse of this QotW still lumbering about, or the fact that you needed to draw my attention to the fact that you did a pun that was just as shite, but that you happened to do it first.

What do you want? Credit? - It's not like it was particularly clever or anything...or like I deliberately ripped you off...Jeez.

All I was trying to do was waste some time...

*Edit - I apologise. I'm in a bad mood. Pay no attention to me.
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:57, 3 replies)
Jealous?

(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:59, closed)
I am

(I helped save b3ta! Allisade would love to hear from you, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:00, closed)
That's exactly what it is...

I stalk 'A vagabond', lying in wait for him to post something before jumping out in the vain hope of being able to bathe in some of his reflected glory.

At least it keeps me busy.
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:02, closed)
would you two be ...
a phew good men?
(I helped save b3ta! Allisade would love to hear from you, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:06, closed)
Hahahaha chill out, little one
Have a wank and a nap - it sorts everything out.

If that doesn't work, try pulling your head out of your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:15, closed)
Alternately...
try wanking and napping with your head in your arse,

I hear it enhances the sensation.

of napping I mean...
(I helped save b3ta! Allisade would love to hear from you, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:18, closed)
Oh make it stop...

just make it all stop.
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:20, closed)
maybe ... just maybe...
this was a phew too many
(I helped save b3ta! Allisade would love to hear from you, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:23, closed)
Actually, I did it first.
Credit please. And some Parma ham.
(I helped save b3ta! Dervel OTBC, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:25, closed)
Racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:26, closed)
Tssk!
That's the trouble with your sort. That and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dervel OTBC, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:28, closed)

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