Clearly not much of a fan at all.
I used to work behind the bar of a theatre - and still do, on occasion.

Apparently, I once served drinks to Ronnie Barker. I failed to notice.


(Actually, we had a no-fawning policy, which meant that if we had anyone famous in the audience and they wanted to pre-order interval drinks, we'd still ask them their names. Some were relieved about this. Others... weren't.)
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:25, 4 replies)

I went to see Waiting for Godot two weeks ago in Bath
but only because it was Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen playing, not because of the mind-bogglingly boring play.

I wanted to ask Patrick if he'd like a drink, and if he said yes I'd tell the barperson to "make it so". I didn't see him after the performance, which is probably just as well.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:52, closed)

I bet he never gets tired of that sort of thing.
Although you just know he'd order Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:37, closed)

you suck!
I would have at least told him he was funnier than that Corbett midget.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:57, closed)

I recognised Bryn Terfel
I was working in a shop, he asked for something to be delivered to his house and started to give his name, but I pre-empted him.

Then I blushed. I have no idea why (and I almost said, "I know who you are, you're Brian Blessed", for a joke).
( Ghoti Fingers, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:17, closed)