Hero worship in reverse
That spotty oik Matt Willis from Busted is courting a TV presenter called Emma something or other. Anyway, she's local and every Xmas Eve she and he can be found in The Station pub in Sutton Coldfield, er as can I. I've never spoken to them and I've certainly not indulged in hero worship with the boy from the Year 3000 about What He Went To School For but he worshipped at my feet.... sort of.

Two Xmas's ago I'd seen the pair of them getting a lash on with their the sycophantic slag mates and generally acting aloof and trying to be cool. Later on in the evening whilst utilising the urinals, I heard a sort of wet thud. I turned to see Mr Jarvis flat on the floor of the skanky gents, very very drunk with his face in a puddle of piss. His lackey chums quickly picked him up with soothing and reassuring platitudes along the lines of, "Are you ok Matt?" and "No-one saw it's ok". Well yes I did and no it's not Mr Willis, you've been Busted!

The pissy faced little boy was cleaned up and sent on his way trying to be cool. I wonder how that compared to his Get Me Out The Celebrity Jungle challenges?
( abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:48, 1 reply)

Bloody hell...
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Welcome back...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:46, closed)