Thought I saw him on the undergound
All the trains were screwed up and the platform was six layers deep. I was right next to him but didn't say anything because the conversation would've gone like this:

me: Are you Charlie Brooker?!
Pissed off grumpy man in a crowd of pissed off grumpy people: Yes.
me: Oh. Cool. I don't feel at all like an utter random dipshit now

or

me: Are you Charlie Brooker?!
Pissed off grumpy man in a crowd of pissed off grumpy people: No.
me: Oh. Um, sorry. I don't feel at all like an utter random dipshit now
( Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:26, 1 reply)

I would've said
"in one of your original Cunt listings you berate Nathan Barley for imagining the music he's listening to as the soundtrack to an action movie starring him, yet in one of your recent Guardian columns you write about doing the same thing...I'm a bit of a dipshit really aren't I?"
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 7:24, closed)

Cunt
Is he the creator of that spoof Radio Times website?

The BBC should show his programmes instead of "The One Show", not bury them on BBC4 where I keep missing them.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 9:10, closed)

That, my friend
is what iPlayer is for
( Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:16, closed)

So because you like the One Show
I've got to go and buy an iPlayer? ;-)
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:43, closed)

this has made you look like an idiot
iplayer is the bbc's free online content player where you can watch most of their shows at any time.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 16:15, closed)

Unless
Your address <> UK :(
( chart cat has an itch, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 8:20, closed)

^ this ^
and

www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer
( Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 17:28, closed)

Note:
the wink.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:33, closed)

heh,
I was just offended at the suggestion that I like The One Show!
( Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:11, closed)