Amsterdam a few years back
My mates were on a Stag doo, going from bar to bar.

It was getting late so one of the guys - Ed, had had enough and said his goodbyes and went back to the hotel for some kip.

about 30 mins later his phone rings...

"Ed get back to the bar quick... youll never guess who just walked in - Noel and Liam Gallagher!!"

well, it seemed a wind up, after all, the lad in bed was their biggest fan. Been to dozens of concerts, got all their albums...

"Fuck off, hahaha...Im not falling for that..." and hangs up.

2mins later

Phone rings again...

"Mate! we're not messing... get here NOW!"

"Just fuck off and leave me alone, im not soft" says hotel in bed friend and hangs up.

2 mins later

Phone rings again

"Alright kid, is this Eddy?" says this voice in a broad Manc Accent

"Just Fuck off lads... thats the worst Manc accent ever!!" and hangs up again...clearly riled

Anyway. Eddy gives it another hour, and decides to head back to the bar..just incase.

And there, sure enough at the bar, are Noel and Liam sipping pints and playing pool with the rest of stag party.

Pretty sound really apart from them constanty scavving smokes from everyone.

They also wrote messages on beer mats which were read out to the wedding congregation at the best man speech.

Quite bizzarre really.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:53, 2 replies)

I once pissed on Noel Gallagher's Gucci shoes
Unfortunately for the failed Beatle I am a good foot and a half taller than him so that was the end of the matter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:29, closed)

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And I saw Liam Gallager at a party. He had rock star's hair, and rock star clothes, but he could comfortably sleep in a matchbox.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:07, closed)