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This is a question I'm your biggest Fan

Tell us about your heroes. No. Scratch that.

Tell us about the lengths you've gone to in order to show your devotion to your heroes. Just how big a fan are you?

and we've already heard the fan jokes, thankyou

(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:31)
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My daughter the Primeval nut
My daughter is 8, and for at least the last year and a half her biggest obsession has been Primeval (which may be a bit poo, but at least it's not High School Fucking Musical). She goes a bit loopy about it, reciting the list of characters like a mantra and writing little Primeval booklets and posters. The only time I've ever known her to stop misbehaving in response to a threat was when I reminded her that Primeval was coming on soon and she might not be allowed to see it.

A friend of mine who writes Doctor Who novels has just written a Primeval one, and he's named a character after my daughter. She nearly died when she heard.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:06, 10 replies)
my daughter's a Primordial dwarf!

what are the chances of that?
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:10, closed)
aw bless
now if i can just get my 33yr old wife to stop watching crap like high school musical and Bolt, my world will be a better place.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:10, closed)
Hmm, that is a bit wrong.
Wean her off gradually - try replacing HSM with Fame the Musical and see if she notices.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:16, closed)
Or blind her?

(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:25, closed)
I thnks that is the only real solution.

Blinding her might get you in trouble.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:39, closed)
See, you only get in trouble
If they can identify you.

"So, what did your attacker look like, ma'am?"

"Er... I'd draw you a picture, but I can't see :("
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:46, closed)
You could do both
'I divorced her because she went blind'
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:51, closed)
I like this!

Happy candle-day, btw.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:54, closed)
I missed it last year. Maybe this year I might manage to make a picture of some kind before the day is out.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:07, closed)
Well done froggy!!!
And a very happy B3taday to you
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:55, closed)

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