My daughter the Primeval nut
My daughter is 8, and for at least the last year and a half her biggest obsession has been Primeval (which may be a bit poo, but at least it's not High School Fucking Musical). She goes a bit loopy about it, reciting the list of characters like a mantra and writing little Primeval booklets and posters. The only time I've ever known her to stop misbehaving in response to a threat was when I reminded her that Primeval was coming on soon and she might not be allowed to see it.

A friend of mine who writes Doctor Who novels has just written a Primeval one, and he's named a character after my daughter. She nearly died when she heard.
( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:06, 10 replies)

Coincidentally
my daughter's a Primordial dwarf!

what are the chances of that?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:10, closed)

aw bless
now if i can just get my 33yr old wife to stop watching crap like high school musical and Bolt, my world will be a better place.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:10, closed)

Hmm, that is a bit wrong.
Wean her off gradually - try replacing HSM with Fame the Musical and see if she notices.
( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:16, closed)

Or blind her?

( Cawl, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:25, closed)

Divorce
I thnks that is the only real solution.

Blinding her might get you in trouble.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:39, closed)

See, you only get in trouble
If they can identify you.

"So, what did your attacker look like, ma'am?"

"Er... I'd draw you a picture, but I can't see :("
( Cawl, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:46, closed)

You could do both
'I divorced her because she went blind'
( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:51, closed)

Yes!
I like this!

Happy candle-day, btw.
( Cawl, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:54, closed)

Thanks
I missed it last year. Maybe this year I might manage to make a picture of some kind before the day is out.
( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:07, closed)

Well done froggy!!!
And a very happy B3taday to you
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:55, closed)