I had a threesome once at a house party where we'd all taken an e, with my girlfriend and another girl
It was fun and something I'd been meaning to try. I'll spare you the schematics of the plumbing. However over the next few weeks the other girl proceeded to leave hundreds of unanswered messages on my girlfriend's mobile of ardour, then increasing desperation, then anger. She was convinced in her hallucinatory mind that this little fling signified that she and my girlfriend were now in a deep committed lesbian relationship and shocked and then furious that my girlfriend was rejecting her instead of agreeing to leave me and spend out her days with her picking out matching cat-themed toiletries or whatever it is that lesbians do together apart from scissor. It was all very awkward and sort of put me off suggesting it again for quite some time. Why are the beautiful ones always crazy?
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 6:40, 6 replies)

ooh, get you

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 7:37, closed)

yo mamma too
And your daddy!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 8:32, closed)

Typical lezzer.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 8:08, closed)

I'd heard that the Mobile of Ardour was lost during the war with the elves.
Is it going to be all LARPers, this week?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 8:49, closed)

I'm not sure, I'll say yes if I roll a 16 or over

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:22, closed)

No, I don't think you're crazy.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:18, closed)

As a lesbian friend told me...
What does a Lesbian bring on the second date?

Her furniture.

(yes, she had her share of the above scenario)
(xixax, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 8:39, closed)