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Eddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.

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1. Wouldn't. 2. Wouldn't. 3. Would!

(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:39, 1 reply)
As long as it's not sweet and sour
I fucking hate sweet and sour. Red, sickly sludge of a meal.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:40, closed)
Sorry, but one out of three ain't good enough.
I'll just have to let Gonz down gently. Again.
Poor Gonzy.
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Sorry, Gonz

(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 18:47, closed)
^This
I was convinced for years that I didn't like anything sweet and sour because this unnaturally-coloured ooze was my only experience of it.
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