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Eddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.

(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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Guitar Zero
I knew a kid who was always telling suspiciously grandiose tales. On one particular occasion, he said he had an electric guitar - which was not common, for 12-year-old kids in the 1970s!

Naturally, I asked him what amplifier he had. He looked confused. "It doesn't need an amplifier, I told you, it's an ELECTRIC guitar. Durrr!"

I quizzed him further, and apparently his electric guitar didn't need an amplifier because - being electric - it could obviously be plugged directly into the household electricity socket...

Come to think of it, I don't remember seeing him around after that.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:00, 5 replies)
This is a source of amusement unto me.

(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:07, closed)

(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:54, closed)
^jealous of the way my booty looks in my skinny jeans

(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 19:40, closed)
^ wishes I did

(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 16:59, closed)
I like this...

Have a click
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 10:58, closed)

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