FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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That's always pretty funny.Especially considering there's basically two main types, and everything is just some cross between the two; not exactly complex. I particularly like it when dealers try and impress you with the strain that they're selling... "Yeaaah boooi! 's White Widow mate... it'll get you wasted":
1) I don't actually believe you
2) So long as it's reasonable, I'm probably buying it
3) I'm basically hooked... you really don't need to advertise
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