FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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Ask him:"What colour is the boat house at Hereford?" and be sure to pronounce 'Hereford' as 'Heer-ford'.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 5 Jun 2014, 20:23,
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Too late. The cunt's long gone.
He once told me he'd spent £27k on home audio equipment.
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