FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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Davies lied about everything.He claimed he had invented a self-walking dog collar. He claimed that he was world amateur rally champion, and a war hero, and a world class drummer and secretly a millionaire. There was supposedly a SCUD missile in his loft.
Mark Morrison was on TFI Friday.
"He was born in the bed next to the one I was born in, in a convent in Ipswich", claimed Davies.
"Mark Morrison, born in Germany, lived in England, grew up in America", said Chris Evans.
Davies went bright purple as he bellowed at the TV, calling Evans a fucking lying ginger cunt, amongst other things, in the vain hope that he could hear him.
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Prognosis goodcalling Evans a fucking lying ginger cunt,
So not a 100% compulsive liar then.
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Ginger cunt he may be, but on this occasion Evans was not lying.
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Morrison wasn't born in Ipswich. I read it on the internet, so it must be right.
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Yeah, but that still don't mean that Evans wasn't lying.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:45,
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On this occasion.(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:45, closed)
What happened to Mark Morrison's Prison Shoes?(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:17, closed)
I think they were stolen along with his raincoatoddly, he only ever demanded that he get the latter back
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:34,
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Oh well played sir(, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 15:25, closed)
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