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Eddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.

(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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Once, I found a lump under my armpit.
I was having a bath at the time. As I began to investigate, it burst, and somehow sending a blob of body-fluid towards my face.

Long story short, I pussed in my own mouth.

(Thank you, Fork.)
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:40, 6 replies)
No, enzyme
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 23:45, closed)
I've tried to maintain the pretence that I'm better than this;
clearly, though, I'm not.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 8:37, closed)
any post that starts with "Once,"

(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 5:44, closed)

(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 8:59, closed)
I think you should have a long hard think about what's happened here

(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:24, closed)

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