FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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Once, I found a lump under my armpit.I was having a bath at the time. As I began to investigate, it burst, and somehow sending a blob of body-fluid towards my face.
Long story short, I pussed in my own mouth.
(Thank you, Fork.)
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:40,
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I've tried to maintain the pretence that I'm better than this;clearly, though, I'm not.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 8:37,
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any post that starts with "Once,"(
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 5:44,
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I think you should have a long hard think about what's happened here(
rofl harris, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:24,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/fantasists/post2298093
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:26,
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