FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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Mind you, there was genuinely a guy who mooned a bunch of Hell's Angels in their own clubhouse, threw a live puppy at them, then escaped on a bulldozer (down a motorway, at walking pace, causing a 5km tailback). Here.
I bet no-one believed him either.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 13:34,
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Maybe that was the silver fox toobefore he travelled back in time and became old
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Glovington, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 13:45,
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That story should have won a pulitzer.Best article ever.
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