FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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Guy down the chip shop thinks he's ElvishPointy eared twat.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 7 Jun 2014, 13:56,
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Didn't realise the King had pointy ears...... and a lisp.
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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:19,
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