FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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Imma drop "therefore ALIENS" into my next team meeting(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:52,
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I end all IT presentations to salesmen with the phrase"...And that's why the terrorists will win."
The morally bereft little dickmice never get the joke. They just think I'm being silly when secretly I am mocking them.
And the joke is on me as I don't give presentations! Hahahaha, take that you deluded maniac.
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