FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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The stool on the hill. (, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:16, closed)
Erm.A Hard Day's Shite
Love Me Poo
The shite album
Paperback Shite-er
Back in the Poo.S.S.R
Being for the Benefit of Mr. Shite
Fixing a poohole
Day Shitter
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^Put too much thought into this(, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:31, closed)
Get back (passage)Happiness is a warm bum.
Bum for your lfe.
SOMEBODY MAKE IT STOP!
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'Get Back (passage)' is just splendid. (, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:34, closed)
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