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Eddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.

(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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I'm not a fantasist, but...

...if a family of Lord Of The Rings fans moved in next to me, I'd have to sell the house.

Bloody elf-shaggers, coming over here, dragons landing morning noon and night. I mean, they're just not like us, are they?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:00, 3 replies)
Bin Dun

It's ok, I'm used to doing other people's homework. Please don't punch me in payment as well though.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:21, closed)
In all fairness, this is not as shit as my post on the same theme.

(, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 23:18, closed)
You're a gent, sir
But we have a first past the post system, so you get the rosette.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 12:55, closed)

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