FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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My uncle is a terrible bigot.He hates fans of Lord Of The Rings, Dungeons and Dragons and Game Of Thrones.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:05,
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I like to pronounce it"bye-go", so people know I'm more sophisticateder than them.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:07,
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Peasant.It's 'bee-zho'.
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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:26,
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We are like the buzzing of flies to you.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:40,
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Alright, Hyacinth Bucket.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 17:04,
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I was gonna do this gagBut I deluded myself into thinking it was terrible. Damn my eyes, brain and nervous system in general.
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I'm hoping that, as it's me posting it, it'll make someone very angry.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 18:09,
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I felt a sense of mild remorseIf that's of any consolation. This could be conflated into massive anger if you started insulting me or something.
Although it may seem a little disingenuous now I've pointed that out, I promise I will do my best to fake it.
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