FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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Hahahahahahahaha, "when people are genuinely too much of a fucking crybaby to be allowed on the internet"Self-awareness isn't your strong suit, is it?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 16:18,
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go and put optimus prime up some slag's bumholeyou hideous waste of skin
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 16:22,
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Haha, you make a joke about one whinging crybaby and another one comes along straight away(
emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 16:25,
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haha, you're AMAZING.don't go changing.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 16:27,
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He would JanetBut your bumhole is too busy being used to voice your opinions
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OH MAN IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU ARE IMPLYING I TALK OUT OF MY BUMHOLE.brilliant.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 16:31,
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Mr Kettle, I'd report that Mr Pot for racially abusing you if I were you.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 21:14,
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why is this soppy little herbert still replying to me twenty times a week?does he fancy me or summat?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 23:04,
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It's because you've got the whole Optimus Prime, father figure thing going on.So yes, probably.
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gone, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 23:38,
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I preferred old hipster wannabe nerdgrot emveethis new whiny puppydog emvee is dull as owt
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 7:51,
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