FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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yerr ... it's well hard to turn off css in people's profiles innit lol(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 7:52,
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wake up to yourself mateI can barely spell css, let alone manipulate it.
and no, it does not make you cool that you can.
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You're missing some hilarious stuff, like this gem from 2005:First meeting with french in-laws I was galantly carrying all the luggage for me and the missus. This caused me to stumble when going in for the gallic kiss on the cheek and soundly headbutt her mother.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 8:27,
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Hahahaha that is pretty awesome.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 9:46,
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the golden years when regulars from the real boards posted short anecdotesI say 'years' ... I think it lasted about six weeks.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 9:52,
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Can I just mention my seniority here?Thanks.
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totallyin fact you should probably demand that we all pay you homage
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:26,
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Doesn't everyone already?Hop to it, bitches!
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