FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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When I hoover over Swindon it just disappears.True factual story and everything.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 11:13,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 11:17,
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...was my co-pilot. And there was only one changing room.
Absolutely true.
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Great username, by the way.I now want a pair.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 11:31,
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derrrrrwww.youtube.com/watch?v=JEag0ss9pFU&feature=kp
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 11:37,
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I wish I could take credit......but it's actually a song by Half Man Half Biscuit.
That said, I've just Googled it and they actually exist. You can buy them and everything.
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24 Hour Garage PeopleIs my favourite.
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What sandwiches have you got?(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 11:42, closed)
salmonella
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 12:17,
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