* PFFT *
I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
( , Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
( , Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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On topic!
I was on the tube the other day (Holborn to Kings X if you care). The temperature was a good 10 degrees above comfort level. I decided, quite urgently i needed a *Big* fart. Oh dear.
So i did.
It was noisy.
People were not impressed.
The end.
P.S I wonder if that beautiful girl that smiled at me on the train is a b3tan.. *shrugs*
( , Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:22, Reply)
I was on the tube the other day (Holborn to Kings X if you care). The temperature was a good 10 degrees above comfort level. I decided, quite urgently i needed a *Big* fart. Oh dear.
So i did.
It was noisy.
People were not impressed.
The end.
P.S I wonder if that beautiful girl that smiled at me on the train is a b3tan.. *shrugs*
( , Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:22, Reply)
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